Thursday, February 5, 2009

Did you see g-d?

One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. the teacher was going to explain evolution to the children.

The teacher asked a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?

Tommy: yes.

Teacher: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?

Tommy: yes.

Teacher: go outside and look up and see if you can see the sky.

Tommy: okay. (he returned a few minutes later) yes, i saw the sky.

Teacher: did you see g-d?

Tommy: no.

Teacher: that's my point. we can't see g-d because he isn't there. he just doesn't exist.


A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.

The teacher agreed and the little girl asked the boy:


Tommy, do you see the tree outside?

Tommy: yes.

Little girl: Tommy do you see the grass outside?

Tommy: yessssss!

Little girl: did you see the sky?

Tommy: yessssss!

Little girl: Tommy, do you see the teacher?

Tommy: yes.

Little girl: do you see her brain?

Tommy: no.

Little girl: then according to what we were taught today in school, she must not have one!